You can now pledge your allegiance in the cats vs dogs debate, with new T-Shirt brand… Cats Vs Dogs.
Sci-fi sounding founder, Kflash, introduced the brand ‘as an essential means to preventing a violent escalation between warring factions’. Okay, understandable.
βI could see how heated things were getting: cats are everywhere and dog lovers – albeit equal in numbers – are nowhere near as vociferous in their support as their feline counterparts β mostly because cats are vain and love having their picture taken and love having them shared on social media even more. This has led to a profound feeling of voicelessness among canine supporters, and thus a seething undercurrent of emotion which threatens to spill over into violent conflict. All of this can be avoided by wearing a coat of arms in the form of t-shirt β an ensign siding you with your favoured domestic quadruped – and helping them in a manner befitting a classy and peaceful tribal rivalry.β
Cats Vs Dogs is offering people the chance to pledge their loyalty and declare their faith with these uniform t-shirts and tote bags serving as an insignia of honour and dedication to their legion.
Itβs simple: If youβre in the feline faction, don a βCats Are Better Than Dogsβ T-shirt or carry a tote bag carrying the same maxim and vice versa if youβre in the canine clan.
The leader in the race for dominance is determined (as a percentage) by which domesticated quadruped has the most products purchased in its name.
There’s only one thing left to say here – dogs are better than cats.
More accessories to follow soon. See website for more details.